Me- "Why is polygamy illegal? I mean it seems reasonable enough, especially if it goes both ways. I'm sure there are plenty of women out there who'd enjoy having many husbands. Like the Husband With The Good Job, and the Husband Who's Handy 'Round The House, and The Gay Husband That I Actually Talk To and The Husband That Totally Knows How To Lay The Pipe."
He- "Yeah I guess that makes senses. I mean I'd like a harem of many wives."
Me- "What about you, would you like many husbands?"
She- "Pssht. Yeah. Then maybe my house would get fixed."
He- "You know I would refer to my harem of many wives as my 'Swiss Army Wife.'"
Me- "Did you just think of that?"
He- "Yeah, just now."
Me- "That was pretty good."
He- "Thanks."
Me- "Though I think 'Swiss Army Wife' implies one very versatile wife, and not many wives of different skills. You'd have to call them your Swiss Army Wives."
He- "Yeah but that doesn't sound as good."
Me- "True, but you know what I'm saying?"
He- "I do, but, c'mon. Just let me have this one."
Me- "Yeah, sorry man. My bad."
He- "Yeah I guess that makes senses. I mean I'd like a harem of many wives."
Me- "What about you, would you like many husbands?"
She- "Pssht. Yeah. Then maybe my house would get fixed."
He- "You know I would refer to my harem of many wives as my 'Swiss Army Wife.'"
Me- "Did you just think of that?"
He- "Yeah, just now."
Me- "That was pretty good."
He- "Thanks."
Me- "Though I think 'Swiss Army Wife' implies one very versatile wife, and not many wives of different skills. You'd have to call them your Swiss Army Wives."
He- "Yeah but that doesn't sound as good."
Me- "True, but you know what I'm saying?"
He- "I do, but, c'mon. Just let me have this one."
Me- "Yeah, sorry man. My bad."
posted by J-Syn at 12:07 AM
1 Comments:
Hhaha hey Jason, I haven't checked out your blog in many a month, but it's good to read and laugh out loud from having read your blog.
I especially like the stream-of-consciousness multidialog.
Swiss Army Wive(s)! As for me, I myself wait in no hurry for my 32-flavored soulmate, my 3-in-1, my Superman/Batman/Madman morph. Could happen.
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