Two Signs That Our Substitute Dialect Teacher Has Gone Native

1.

He- إنت عندك رفيجة؟ (So do you have a girlfriend?)

Me- لا، بس خلال هاي راس السنة الاخر تعهدت لنفسي رح اصيد النسوان (No, but I made a New Year's Resolution to chase more tail.)

He- Don't chase it, replace it.


2.

He- چلاق (chalaq)... Do you want me to explain it the broken-english way or the Brooklyn way?

We- The Brooklyn way.

He- It's basically where my foot has a meeting with your ass.