Where I'm Talking To A Friend of Mine (Who Often Crashes Her 2004 Mini-Cooper Into Things) and Crack A Joke Which She Totally Does Not Get (or) What's Love Got To Do With It?

Me- That's a pretty nice car, crash it into anything lately?

She- No, but it is pretty nice. I love it.

Me- If you love it so much why do you keep hitting things with it? You love that car like Ike loves Tina.

She- I don't get it.