Land sakes, I'm in class again. Dialect course this time, and it's actually a twofer because half my classmates are English so I've been picking up some British slang. Today I learned seven ways to says to say "drunk." I'll shoot some fun-facts your way:

If a Brit asks you if you're taking a piss on him, he is not asking if you are urinating on him. Nay friend, he is asking if you're joking with him.

They've taken to calling cigarettes "tabs" instead of "fags" because they are tired of being made fun of.

The British military gets a day off during the Christmas season to do their Christmas shopping. This is their "Shopping Day." Keep this in mind if you plan to invade the UK.