A cute girl made incredibly hot by virtue of being IN SPACE.

Thanks ya'll.

Incontrovertible Truth

A conversation with my mom

Mom- Do you have a girlfriend?

Me- Nope.

Mom- Why? Don't you look at women?

Me- All the time.

Mom- So what's wrong?

Me- Well, I don't really like people, and I'm a little too good at being alone.

Mom- Jason, if you just beat-off, you can't make babies.

Me- ... That's true.


*for maximum effect- my mom has a japanese accent

Blog-jacked!

Last week or so I found that my blog had been waylaid by an online pharmaceuticals company. I considered starting a retaliatory blog under the title of numberonemeds.blogspot.com wherein I'd spew slander and libel at the aforementioned blog-jacker, but I decided to look up internet porn instead.

Toni eventually tired of my bloglessness and told me to whup on some Blogger ass; one polite e-mail later and I'm back in the game.

If anyone needs me I'll be looking up motorcycle parts.