Incontrovertible Truth

A conversation with my mom

Mom- Do you have a girlfriend?

Me- Nope.

Mom- Why? Don't you look at women?

Me- All the time.

Mom- So what's wrong?

Me- Well, I don't really like people, and I'm a little too good at being alone.

Mom- Jason, if you just beat-off, you can't make babies.

Me- ... That's true.


*for maximum effect- my mom has a japanese accent