Ninja

I've changed my phone number, an e-mail has been dispatched. If you haven't received it you can I assume that I hate you.*

*or that I -don't have your e-mail address
-you've got me blocked as spam
-Space Monkeys.

My version of this comic would have a hugely obese southerner screaming at me to get off the road. As I pass a "Share The Road With Bicycles" sign. In the bike lane. Which has a picture of a bicycle stenciled on it.

Every single fucking day.

(On Gordon Highway)

Saddam and Osama



I caught this on a Saturday Night Live rerun last night and found it on YouTube. Especially funny to me because it actually is in Arabic (probably Lebanese by the sound of it, which just confirms my opinion that Lebanon is the most swingin'est joint in the Middle East) and also because the credits show the writers for the skit as a couple of Arabs and Sean Penn.

What a versatile guy.