It's getting cold out here.
So put on some more clothes.

Yeah it's dipping down into the fifties 'round these parts. If you combine that with the wind chill that's part and parcel with riding a motorcycle at freeway speeds then well, it starts getting a little nippy. And hey- I can hang, but it seems like there are some aerodynamic forces colluding to channel that ill wind into my junkular area.

I wouldn't be so worried about it but...
that's how they remove warts.

I am
Getting so cold
I'm going to freeze my balls off.